I'm no medium, but I'm pretty sure that ghosts have better things to do than haunt decade-old laptops. But it doesn't matter what I think -- according to eBay seller wfatzinger, his white, 2007 MacBook is haunted. In fact, it's so haunted that he felt the need to put "(VERY HAUNTED)" in parentheses next to the title.
HILARIOUS! This 'haunted' 2007 MacBook is the best eBay auction we've seen in years